Another shoutout to the demons and monsters that lived under your bed/in your closet and actually obeyed all the arbitrary rules you invented to keep yourself safe, like “if light is touching me at all I can’t be harmed” or “if I’m stepping on carpet I am untouchable” or “if I move my hand in a particular pattern while I walk, I’m off-limits during my voyage through the dark house to the bathroom”.
That was really considerate of them, especially given how biased in your favor those rules were.
I get mad every time I see this bc I’ve never seen myself as a rogue but I went through a freerunning phase, I’m asthmatic, and I lose my keys so often my friends hang them up in their houses themselves whenever I come over
if someone asks you the time and it’s 10:17, do you:
round down (it’s 10:15)
round up (it’s 10:20)
say the exact time (it’s 10:17)
look at a clock that says 10:17 and stare at the numbers for ages knowing it’s 10:17 but your brain and mouth don’t cooperate and you end up saying 11:07
OneLastReasonToBreathe 