shodaw:

crystalqueer:

My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and

Now I’m terrified.

Alfred Hitchcock foresaw this. Get out now!

thebootydiaries:

me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*

me: today how you are

that-twink-over-there:

versacethotty:

me pitching a show to netflix: okay so queer eye but instead the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it

Queer Eye for an Eye

dankmemesreasonforliving:

pukicho:

oengus-dodd:

pukicho:

You know what’s better than weed?

Water

here’s this dumb bitch again

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

systemshocker:

good evening (in vampire voice)

just-shower-thoughts:

The idea of music being read purely from the grooves on a piece of vinyl is even more technologically fascinating than it being read digitally.

knowanoah:

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.