“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

i-will-later-regret-this:

rainysheep:

the-real-ted-cruz:

devotee-loyalty:

the-real-ted-cruz:

do you love the color of the sky?

This goes against the Geneva Conventions and I will have your head for it

are you referring to this?

@i-will-later-regret-this

I can feel the bastards aura

Two Adrenaline Junkie Brides Set Their Wedding Gowns On Fire In A One-Of-A-Kind Wedding Shoot

parthenogenon:

girls-can-get-married:

lesbian battle goddesses attacking traditional values and literally burning down the institution of marriage, absolutely labrystic

Two Adrenaline Junkie Brides Set Their Wedding Gowns On Fire In A One-Of-A-Kind Wedding Shoot

sylceon:

sylceon:

the real personality indicator is if you’d rather play with your partner’s hair or have them play with yours

reblog and add which one you’d prefer, i’d wanna play with theirs

welcome to no gender november

deadgodjess:

monogramscorner:

theswagdontstop:

touhou12:

gorps:

olaria-olara:

I wonder how the pope feels about the Met Gala

actually rihanna is the pope now

bold of you to assume rihanna just became the pope

bold of you to assume she wasn’t already the pope