thecommonchick:

mockingbirdie:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

starlight-sanders:

green-gay13:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

killer: do you want to die?

character: yea? what kinda question-

thesymbolofpeace:

THATS JUST MY

OPINIOOOONNNNN

shejla24:

parker-n-stark:

LITERALLY WHY IS JEFF GOLDBLUM AN INSTAGRAM THOT I DONTAJDLSJDLSLS

prongsmydeer:

Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

marisatomay:

transmanrichardstrand:

It’s really not a “gen z are funnier than millennials” thing it’s just that high schoolers are consistently the funniest people alive no matter what year it is