OneLastReasonToBreathe

misbehavingmaiar:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

beinggayisreallyexpensive:

spacepearl:

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

vstheworld:

the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b:

parenting tip

making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you about their problems

as a bonus, then they have a neat guilt complex to carry through adulthood about, yknow, enjoying anything ever

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Have you tried homeopathy?”

— our terrible vegan monk to the NPC with a magical disease.

1r7:

girl why do ppl who dont have an ounce of empathy love going into health care fields so much like ok susan you hate kids why are you majoring in pediatrics