chathurlant:

plankhandles:

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

“I present to you the finest escargot.”
“Ew I’m not eating snails. Sorry you’re chopped.”

meloetta:

dreddigon:

meloetta:

meloetta:

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

have you ever actually been to one or are you just basing this on that episode of family guy

the implication that i’ve ever seen an episode of family guy in my life is worse than all the medieval insults that have been thrown at me so far