neshtasplace:

resonance-of-libra:

thisisasinkingship:

jukaidream:

resonance-of-libra:

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

You made me lol ^_^

I’m reblogging cause I had a great boon, so charging this post with more power!

genderfight:

aquaetigni:

unclefather:

Those are the family values I wish for

I cannot stress enough: please don’t do this. My (32M, Warrior) marriage fell apart when my linear scaling fell behind my spouse’s (36F, Wizard) quadratic scaling. We couldn’t even fight in the same battles and eventually we couldn’t relate anymore.

There’s just not really room for taking on life’s challenges together when you spend your combat turn being like “I hit it with my sword” and she’s like “I cast Wish, and summon twelve swords directly into its digestive tract.”

This post is setting people up for heartbreak, honestly.

squided:

tlitookilakin:

engineer-pearl0:

tastefullyoffensive:

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

and according to the exact legal phrasing-

No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

repalakiedomer:

jhzargo:

pangur-and-grim:

blogging-icarus:

pangur-and-grim:

fulgurite-and-petrichor:

pangur-and-grim:

quick question, w hat are you rodents doing to my cat? 

Here, I fixed her. I don’t know why you think we’d believe that such a creature could exist without middle legs.

quick question, w hat are you rodents doing to my cat

Okay, this is silly. She’s only supposed to have four legs.

QUICK QUESTION,,

Muffled “Kanye West & Lil Pump – I love it” playing in the distance: