genderfight:

aquaetigni:

unclefather:

Those are the family values I wish for

I cannot stress enough: please don’t do this. My (32M, Warrior) marriage fell apart when my linear scaling fell behind my spouse’s (36F, Wizard) quadratic scaling. We couldn’t even fight in the same battles and eventually we couldn’t relate anymore.

There’s just not really room for taking on life’s challenges together when you spend your combat turn being like “I hit it with my sword” and she’s like “I cast Wish, and summon twelve swords directly into its digestive tract.”

This post is setting people up for heartbreak, honestly.