unmovable-javeline:

imsobadatnicknames:

unmovable-javeline:

unmovable-javeline:

daily-bad-jokes:

How do you cut a tiny pizza?

With Little Caesars!

but that’s

that’s not pronounced like shears it’s

seezers

what is the joke

is it, like, seizures? seizers? like someone who seizes the pizza?

scissors