magical-flying-moron:

brownbitchbisexual:

me, gay: [about a car] so like what… flavor is it.. what.. brand? kind?

other person, slightly weirded out but taking it in stride: oh it’s a ford falconwing xx you know 🙂 v36 engine and all that

me, visibly shaking, tears brimming my eyes, having no damn clue what they’re saying: [strained, slightly choked up] what color

@pmpkn waiting for an uber