gallusrostromegalus:

wigglyflippingout:

wigglyflippingout:

one of my personal goals:

to be rich enough to be “the cool house” when trick or treaters come, not only because i furnish neat toys instead of just candy,

but because i have a ‘parents bowl’ with airplane bottles of different liquor and/or really fancy expensive candies that the parents can get stuff from too

that’s what i was trying to remember: fancy hot chocolate mix. adults bowl is fancy hot chocolate mixes (you know the ones that come one serving per pack and are like mint chocolate and fancy ass shiz. those ones) and airplane bottles of booze

this is my goal

Individual fancy Hot Chocolate Packs, 15ct, for $10

Cute Cactus scented mini-candles, 12ct for $14 for the peeps who can’t have booze or candy

…and I couldn’t find mini liquor bottles online but I am like 99% sure you can buy them bulk from somewhere online, or just tell your local liquor store owner what you’re trying to do and see if they’ll give you a discount.

So for like. $45 you can become the BEST HOUSE in the neighborhood.