magical-flying-moron:

opheliaownsyou:

bemusedlybespectacled:

stevevincentbuscemi:

*pours you a nice refreshing glass of thick water*

it looks like this is for people who have trouble swallowing (for example, people who have experienced strokes) so it has a legitimate purpose but imagining the sensation of “thick water” is giving me the Heebie Jeebies

My mum’s a speech pathologist, she says it’s pretty gross. Also that they make thickened alcohol and it’s so bad you just want to be sober forever

…..i’m fascinated