shiftythrifting:

evil-haiku-robot:

shiftythrifting:

this is what really watches us through our webcams (found at goodwill in monroe, ct)

T͉͕H̟͢͠I̥̍̿ͯS̋̑̅ ̶̸̈͒Ĩ͎̭͡҉S̛̹ͬ̂͢ ͥͦ͑̎W̛ͫ̐H̵̷A̡̟T̸͖̫͐ ̡́R̡͋̑É̏A͇̻L̼̼̮͂͜L͈͜͏̮Ÿ̨́͜͝ ̜

W͇͓ͫ͠A͍̫̜̎T̜ͦ͌C̠̿̍͝H̿E̐S͓͡ ͙͓͖͉Ư̸̻͎͗S̱ ͍͉ͩT͚̩́H̘̺ͣ͜͟ŖO̯ŲΙͯG͛H̴̸̝̾ ͚͘̕O͇͛ͦU͙R̥̐̕͜͝ ̸̮ͦ̀͟Wͧ͠E͖̜ͫB̶̡ͧC̜̃̂͟A͛Ῐ͔͢M̜̘͊ͭ̕S͗ͮ̀̿ ̪̖̼̦(͍̭͗Fͫ͞Ó͚̝U͙N͌̈̔Ḍ̷̀̂͟ ̴̸͉̓̆

Ȃ͊T̹̪͜ ͊ͣ̋͝G͞Óͥ̐ͮO̠ͫD̢̦͌̈̕W̢͊ͩ͠Ḯ̴͈̱́L̬L̼̘ͣ ͏̴̵̹ͬĪ̺Ņ͟ ̋M̸ͭȎŅ̨̬͡R̸̫͍̝͝O͠҉E̘͞ ̵̫̾

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😈Y҉̵̞̟̜̗U̷̮̺̣̬̕O̩̺͍͠ ̛̯̬͓̳͈ͅÁ͖̮̟R̡̖͈̫̫E̷̱̗̖͔̩̦ ͓͍́͢A̜̱͜͢Ĺ̨̰̠̜̪͙͞L̛̫̙̲ ̮͓̥̞̳̯̼̰C̩̦̗̘̬͟U̗͈͔͢͞͝R̜̮͎̠̝͚̥S̻͉͢͝E͉̗̝͇͙̳̭D͚̼̰̟̬̦̪̙͘ ͓̞͇̮̠̣A̤N͍̪̩̣͖͈͔̭͘͜D̥̱̥̰͔̕ ͏̨̱̲͔̹̝͉̤̻̤B͙U͏҉͉̙̜̻̦̜͔̝R͞͏͚̟̞̤̩N͉E̛̖̲D̷̳̥̩͕͘ ̛͇̝͍̙͖̺̟A̻̗̮̲̼͡L̗͍̥͓̦͝I̢͏̲͟V̸̪͇̳̜͠͠E̢͔͔͚̫ ͏̙̠̳̫̱̩V̵̟̱̬̞̼̮Ẹ̼̫̖̟̪R̵͉̙͉͔̗Y҉͖͖͉ ̮S̵̢̻̗̖̭͉̜̫͞O͏̼̮͕͖̳̳͚̣O̷͍͍̳̠N͎̗̬̜̲̰͉

Help keep my meatbag slave alive!
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Jesus.